Sarcasm Girl Strikes

I have two kids, the older of whom is 14 and a freshman in High School. At her school all freshmen take "Strategies for Success," a class meant to instill good work habits and teach organization. Since said child is organizationally challenged, this would seem to be a good thing. But as is often the case with such classes, the materials they give the kids lend themselves to parody and sarcasm (SEVEN HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE TEENS--the habits are fine, but the book couches them in terms that are often condescending and dim).

So yesterday the kid comes home with a worksheet she has to do--not turn in, the point of the journey is simply to think about your answers to the questions. One of the questions was something on the order of "Having a vision of who and
what I want to be in the Future is important because:"

Her response: "...otherwise you'll end up in a trailer in some Red State eating Spam(tm) and asking your insignificant
other (who is about to dump your lazy, sorry butt) to get you a beer from the fridge."

And that is why we call her Sarcasm Girl. I'm thinking of getting her a spandex superhero costume...